Why Will Smith won’t save Suicide Squad

Why Will Smith won’t save Suicide Squad

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We’ve known that Will Smith was cast as Floyd “Deadshot” Lawton in Suicide Squad, the villain team-up flick from Warner Bros. and DC Comics. Having seen the trailer from Comic-Con International 2015 in San Diego, we’re no longer wondering whether or not this was good casting: Smith looks as unhappy to be in Suicide Squad as we are to see him. Here are five reasons why Will Smith made the wrong move by taking on the role of Deadshot.

Smith Has A Bad Track Record In Superhero Stuff

The last time Will Smith showed up in a movie where superpowers were the rule of the day, it was 2008’s Hancock. The first half of that flick is pretty good, all about a superhero who’s out to rehabilitate his tarnished image. The second half is straight-up bonkers nonsense, where we find out that instead of just a superhero, Hancock is actually a god who is destined to be in love with Charlize Theron—also a god—and the plot disappears up its own butt.

While Deadshot won’t have the same abilities as Hancock himself, Smith still seems like a questionable choice based on the shoddy reviews from his previous powered role. Smith excels at playing normal guys in crazy worlds. In Suicide Squad, he’s just another nutty cog in the insanity machine.

He Plays The Same Role In Every Movie: “Will Smith”

While we’re on the subject of Smith’s acting, he doesn’t seem to really stretch his abilities too often. He played roughly the same character in the Bad Boys and Men in Black movies, not to mention Independence Day, Wild Wild West, I, Robot, I Am Legend, and even Hitch. At no point in any of those movies do you think to yourself, “I am not watching the character ‘Will Smith.'”

Once in a while he takes a chance with new types of roles. Movies like The Pursuit of Happyness, After Earth, and Seven Pounds, stand out, as does his Oscar-nominated performance in Ali. But it seems pretty unlikely that his turn as Deadshot will be anything much more than “Will Smith in a super suit with a gun.”

He Sticks Out Like A Sore Thumb

The Suicide Squad trailer features a lot of interesting-looking characters, from Captain Boomerang, to Killer Croc, to Harley Quinn. For all the trailer’s faults, at the very least we’re seeing folks we’ve mostly never seen before. Even the ridiculous new Joker played by Jared Leto is a fresh twist on an old role.

And then, hey! It’s Will Smith. It’s impossible to ignore the incongruity of how weird everyone else looks, and how absolutely Will Smith-y Will Smith appears to be. Anytime Deadshot shows up on-screen, audiences won’t be able to think anything other than “what is Agent J doing here?”

He Hasn’t Been In An Ensemble Cast Since ‘Independence Day’

The last time Smith showed up in a movie as one part of a larger cast was 1996’s Independence Day. There, he shared the screen with tons of other stars of the day: Jeff Goldblum, Vivica A. Fox, Randy Quaid, Bill Pullman, and plenty more. At the time, Smith wasn’t quite the movie star he’s become—and the fact that he won’t be appearing in Independence Day: Resurgence is telling. He’s finished sharing the spotlight with more than one or two stars.

So how is it going to go in Suicide Squad? Either Smith has figured out how to be a small part of a larger cast again, or it’s going to be “Will Smith And The Suicide Squad,” which, really, is the best name for a ska band that we’ve ever heard. Sadly, this isn’t a ska band. It’s a half-baked attempt at quickly building DC’s cinematic universe so it can rival Marvel’s. It’d be one thing if this was a Deadshot movie that happened to feature other DC villains. But Smith is too big a star for this movie to really work the way it should while giving him what he so clearly wants: top billing.

‘Suicide Squad’ Still Looks Too Awful To Be Saved

Even after all these reasons, there’s one sad truth: Will Smith is still probably going to be the best part of Suicide Squad. Even though he says lines like, “we’re some kind of Suicide Squad,” and “let’s go save the world,” he’ll still be better than the rest of this mess. Will Smith is a huge box office draw because he’s charismatic and fun to watch.

Every other character looks like a Comic-Con cosplay reject. Suicide Squad looks like a humorless slog. Will Smith is the only bright spot in what’s likely to be a cinematic disaster.

Still, it looks a whole lot better than After Earth. Hoo boy, did that suck.

Why Will Smith won’t save Suicide Squad

Moments we didn’t see coming in Suicide Squad

Moments we didn’t see coming in Suicide Squad

One of the hallmarks of a good movie is a story filled with surprises that completely catch you off guard—moments that seem perfectly logical in retrospect, but in the moment, you couldn’t see them coming. Suicide Squad is filled with just these kinds of surprises, and whether you’re a DC nerd to the bone or a newbie when it comes to comics lore, these are the moments none of us imagined we’d see on screen.

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Who could guess that within the first 10 minutes of Suicide Squad, we’d be treated with a glimpse (albeit brief) of legendary DC comics hero the Flash? In the beginning of the film, as the details of how each core member of the Squad was initially captured and sent to Belle Reve Penitentiary, we see Capt. Boomerang attempting a diamond heist. His plans for living the high life come to a predictable end when the Scarlet Speedster himself stops him dead in his tracks.

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Comics artist Alex Ross is one of the all-time greats. He brings a Norman Rockwell-esque hint of stylized realism to his paintings; there’s a comic dreaminess to them, like you’re always seeing his work as a distant memory from a cherished bygone era. Maybe his most iconic work is an elegant picture of two sociopathic killers: the Joker, tuxedo adorned and mouth grinning, in an elegant embrace with Harley Quinn as if they were in the middle of a tango. This image appears in Suicide Squad for only a few seconds, but that’s more than enough to make hardcore Joker fans squeal with glee.

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Before Suicide Squad’s release, comics fans wanted to know how the character known as Slipknot would be involved. The answer was massively disappointing. In one of the more memorable (but not for good reasons) moments from the film, Slipknot is introduced as a member of the team…and then unceremoniously killed off mere minutes later. The moment is so poorly executed and silly that it almost feels more like the character’s being put out of his misery rather than being punished.

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Comics vet John Ostrander may not have created the Suicide Squad, but he’s largely responsible for DC’s current print version of the super-villain team—and the one that ended up becoming a multimillion-dollar summer blockbuster. Ostrander’s pioneering work on the franchise landed him a quick little reference in the movie: his name adorns the downtown skyscraper where the Squad spend about a third of the movie.

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It sounds so simple, so basic, but the reveal of the film’s villain was truly a moment audiences did not see coming. All the trailers and advertising for the movie show a misfit group of bad guys forced to work together against a greater evil, but that evil was never really introduced. The identity of the bad guy (or rather, bad girl…and her mean older brother) was withheld from audiences until the movie hit theaters. And even then, the main villain of the story isn’t made clear until about 45 minutes into the movie, when you realize our (anti-)heroes have been brought together to fight Enchantress.

Moments we didn’t see coming in Suicide Squad

TV Characters We’ve Lost in 2016

TV Characters We’ve Lost in 2016

TV Characters We’ve Lost in 2016

Let us gather and pay respect to those (fictional characters) we’ve lost in 2016.

Hodor, Game of Thrones (2011-2016)

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A man of few words (okay, just one word), Hodor towed Bran beyond the Wall until, in a time-warping twist, Bran’s trip down Three Eyed Raven-induced memory lane during the White Walkers’ attack caused the young Hodor (né Wylis) to learn he had to “hold the door” — and nothing else. The reveal — that the gentle giant existed only so he could sacrifice himself at the right moment — left countless Thrones fans failing to hold their tears. — Shirley Li

Ramsay Bolton, Game of Thrones (2012-2016)

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Since his season three introduction as a bitter bastard with a grudge against the greater good, Westeros’ resident destroyer of genitals tortured and tormented his way into the Thrones’ villain hall of fame (although he never quite reached Peak JoffreyTM in his ignoble rise) only to be struck down by Sansa, who recaptured Winterfell and reduced Ramsay—after a tenderizing assist by Jon Snow—to mere kibbles and bits. — Marc Snetiker

Margaery Tyrell, Game of Thrones (2012-2016)

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Highgarden’s rose could have done so much more — if only she didn’t go up in wildfire flames. Sure, Cersei scorched many of King’s Landing’s most powerful players, but Margaery’s death had the greatest ripple effect: Her loss motivates Olenna into cementing an alliance with Dorne, causes Tommen to end his life, and therefore leaves the Iron Throne empty. Right this way, Cersei! Just watch out for the dragon queen. — Shirley Li

The High Sparrow, Game of Thrones (2015-2016)

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One of the radical forces that rose to power after the destructive War of Five Kings, the High Sparrow initially appeared to promote an alternative vision of Westeros, one premised on social justice and equality rather than noble lineage. This season, though, he revealed himself to be just as oppressive and power-hungry as anyone else, and finally paid a dear price for humiliating Cersei. — Christian Holub 

Lincoln, Agents of SHIELD (2015-2016)

After a game of hot potato of death with Yo-Yo’s cross, the two-hour season finale revealed that the prophesied Fallen Agent was Lincoln, who sacrificed himself to save both Daisy and the world from Hive, causing Daisy to abandon S.H.I.E.L.D. for a more gothic look. — Natalie Abrams

Grant Ward/Hive, Agents of SHIELD (2013-2016)

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. - "Absolution/"Ascension" - It's a showdown a season in the making as S.H.I.E.L.D. takes on Hive, and when his master plan is finally revealed, the team must spring into action. Who will live, and who will die? Things heat up in the exciting two-hour season finale of "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.," TUESDAY, MAY 17 (9:00-11:00 p.m. EDT) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/Richard Cartwright) BRETT DALTON

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Ever since the reveal that Ward was actually Hydra, it was only a matter of time before he paid the ultimate price. Still, fans believed him redeemable even up until Coulson pushed his chest in on Maveth. Though Ward died there, his body was then inhabited by Inhuman baddie Hive, who planned to transform the world into swayed Inhumans before Lincoln blew him up in the space-bound quinjet. — Natalie Abrams

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Andrew Garner/Lash, Agents of SHIELD (2015-2016)

Just when it looked like Agent May was on the precipice of happiness, her ex-husband Andrew was revealed to be the Inhuman-hunting Inhuman Lash, who sacrificed himself to save Daisy from Hive’s sway. — Natalie Abrams

Vanessa, Penny Dreadful (2014-2016)

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After giving herself over to Dracula, Vanessa denied the vampire his prize and saved the world in the process by dying voluntarily at Ethan’s hand. Rather than try to live on without Eva Green at the helm, Penny Dreadful followed in the footsteps of its tortured heroine and chose to end, to fans’ surprise. — Kelly Connolly

Abbie, Sleepy Hollow (2013-2016)

Sleepy Hollow ran on the chemistry between apocalyptic Witnesses Abbie Mills and Ichabod Crane — until Abbie sacrificed herself to stop a power-hungry god from conquering humanity. Her unexpected death sparked an outcry, and the once-buzzy supernatural drama is left to reinvent itself as Crane prepares to carry on with a new Witness. — Kelly Connolly

Margaret Scully (Scully’s mom), The X-Files (1994-2016)

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The last and most beloved of Scully and Mulder’s parents, Scully’s mother Margaret suffered an ultimately fatal heart attack in The X-Files’ revival. With her last words, Maggie pushed the partners to talk about another member of their family: the son Scully gave up for adoption 14 years ago. — Kelly Connolly

Poussey Washington, Orange is the New Black (2013-2016)

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Her tragic death at the hands of a rookie guard is a heartbreaking ending for a character who had touched so many of her fellow inmates. The loss is felt throughout Litchfield as it leads to a riot, which ends with Daya holding a gun. — Derek Lawrence

Kate, Wayward Pines (2015-2016)

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She had lost her husband, her partner, and was a prisoner, so she decided to end her life as she said, “We were capable of so much, but now it’s your world, your future. I don’t want any part of it.” With Kate gone, the rebellion would now find a new leader in Ben. — Derek Lawrence

Root, Person of Interest (2012-2016)

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Like Elias, Root was killed by a bullet that was meant for Harold Finch. The weight of that guilt pushed Harold over the edge and led him to declare outright war on Samaritan. However, death wasn’t necessarily the end for Root because The Machine adopted her persona, giving her an apotheosis of sorts. — Chancellor Agard

Elias, Person of Interest (2011-2016)

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After narrowly escaping death in the fourth season finale, the organized crime mastermind Elias finally met his end when he took a bullet to his head while trying to protect Harold Finch from Samaritan operatives. His death shook Harold Finch to the core and pushed him even closer to the edge. — Chancellor Agard

John Reese, Person of Interest (2011-2016)

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The only way to defeat Samaritan was for someone to upload The Machine to a satellite from a rooftop it had targeted with a missile. Wanting to give Harold (Michael Emerson) the opportunity to be reunited with his fiancée Grace, Reese (Jim Caviezel) took his place on the roof. In death, Reese reaffirmed his loyalty to his best friend and saved the world. — Chancellor Agard

Bethany Mayfair, Blindspot (2015-2016)

Those tattoos that cover Jane’s body? They’re all in service of a greater plan to (possibly?) root out corruption within the FBI, starting by ousting Mayfair from office. After being framed and arrested on murder charges, Mayfair set out to uncover the truth, coming face-to-face with Jane. But before Mayfair could lash out against her, Oscar shot Mayfair in the back. — Natalie Abrams

Lexa, The 100 (2014-2016)

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Perhaps the most controversial TV death to occur in 2016 thus far is that of Lexa, the stalwart Grounder chief on The 100. Immediately after having sex with Clarke for the first time, Lexa is accidentally shot and killed by her advisor Titus. Many of the show’s fans decried Lexa’s death as being an example of the Bury Your Gays trope, noting that she was killed moments after the show’s first lesbian sex scene. Following her death midway through the season, Lexa’s spirit reappeared in the finale to help Clarke battle the destructive antagonist A.L.I.E. within the simulated City of Light. — Dylan Kickham

Lincoln, The 100 (2014-2016)

Is The 100 the number of fan-favorite characters that this show is going to kill off!? A few episodes after Lexa was killed by a stray bullet, the Grounder warrior Lincoln was publicly executed by a gunshot to the head, sacrificing himself to save his friends. As with the show’s earlier death, controversy swirled around Lincoln’s demise, with actor Ricky Whittle criticizing showrunner Jason Rothenberg for diminishing his storyline and “bullying” him off the show. — Dylan Kickham

Laurel, Arrow (2012-2016)

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District Attorney by day, badass vigilante by night, Laurel Lance (AKA Black Canary) was one of Star City’s greatest heroes. But when supervillain Damian Darhk arrived in town to wreak his magical havoc, Laurel died tragically at his hand. Laurel’s death temporarily fractured Team Arrow, but ultimately helped them face their personal “darkness” and triumph over the magical baddie. — Adam Lujan

Henry Allen, The Flash (2014-2016)

Henry Allen’s brutal murder by evil speedster Zoom was one of the show’s most heartbreaking moments, especially since it happened in front of his son Barry’s helpless eyes. A shattered Barry was dealt another emotional blow when Henry’s Earth-2 doppelganger Jay Garrick, that world’s Flash, showed up to help Barry defeat Zoom not long after. All the tears! — Adam Lujan

Agent Gaad, The Americans (2013-2016)

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In his run as the head of FBI counter-intelligence, Gaad missed more than his share of secrets (His secretary’s a spy! Stan’s sleeping with Nina! The pen’s a recorder! Mail robot!), but one thing he didn’t miss was a big piece of broken glass to the gut. From his death, the effect on a vengeful Stan and a paranoid Philip and Elizabeth surely won’t be missed. — Marc Snetiker

Nina, The Americans (2013-2016)

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A season of dead bodies kicked off with an unexpected wallop of an execution for Nina, the Russian ex-pat who was just on the verge of completing her prison time for treason when she followed her heart and received an unceremonious disposal in the process. More horrifying than her undeserving death was the way in which her exit made almost no ripples — a silent, sobering, crushing reminder of insignificance in the greater battle the rest of the show’s characters muddle through, believing they’re a part of something bigger that, evidently, doesn’t feel the same way. — Marc Snetiker

Captain Cold, Legends of Tomorrow (2016)

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Originally a thieving supervillain on The Flash, Leonard Snart/Captain Cold found his inner hero on DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. In a moment of rare selflessness, Snart died destroying the corrupt Time Masters’ fate-controlling Oculus device, helping his super-friends escape and ensuring a free future for the universe. His loss weighed heavily on the team, especially on his partner in crime Mick Rory/Heat Wave. — Adam Lujan

Noah Bennet, Heroes Reborn (2015-2016)

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To stop the solar flare from destroying the world, Nathan and Malina needed someone to act as a conduit for their combined powers. Enter: Noah, who willingly offered himself up to his grandchildren to save the world. — Chancellor Agard

Luke, Heroes Reborn (2015-2016)

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Luke completed his journey from villain to hero when he flew into the solar flare and detonated himself in order to slow it down. His sacrifice bought Malina enough time to find her brother Tommy and save the world. — Chancellor Agard

Ziva, NCIS (2005-2016)

Ziva David died off-screen when former CIA agent Trent Kort blew up her farmhouse. Even though Cote de Pablo left the show two years earlier, Ziva’s death brought profound changes to NCIS because it led to Tony DiNozzo quitting the team after discovering he had daughter named Tali. — Chancellor Agard

Cami O’Connell, The Originals (2013-2016)

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After the season 3 midseason finale left fans wondering about Cami’s fate, she was saved by a bit of vampire blood. And considering she’d survived as a human for three years, nobody expected that she couldn’t do the same as a vampire. Yet, when Lucien bit her, Cami’s fate was sealed. All that was left was for her to confess her love for Klaus in a tearful goodbye. — Samantha Highfill

Davina Claire, The Originals (2013-2016)

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First Cami, then Davina. After Kol loses control and drains Davina of her blood, Freya is able to rescue her from the ancestors who are waiting to kill her. But when Freya and Elijah have to choose between killing Lucien and protecting Davina, they betray Marcel — a decision they’ll later regret — and use Davina to find a way to kill Lucien, an act that sends Davina back to the witch ancestors, who essentially disintegrate her soul. So yeah, she’s dead. — Samantha Highfill

Angus, Outlander (2014-2016)

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Angus, no! Jamie Fraser’s beloved sidekick who was always good for laugh was severely injured during the Battle of Prestonpans, but no one knew how bad he was hurt because everyone was focused on Rupert, who ended up surviving the bloodshed. — Lynette Rice

Colum Mackenzie, Outlander (2014-2016)

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Let’s be honest: Colum had it coming. Jamie’s maternal uncle and head of the MacKenzie clan was stricken with a degenerative disease that left him in great physical pain, so Claire did him a solid by helping him to die. At least his passing led to a poignant bedside speech by his brother Dougal, who exposed his very broken heart. — Lynette Rice

Dougal Mackenzie, Outlander (2014-2016)

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When Dougal overheard Claire and Jamie contemplating killing Prince Charles, he lashed out against his nephew, the “traitor,” and his wife, the “witch.” And when Jamie couldn’t calm Dougal down, a sword fight ensued, ending with Jamie and Claire joining together to push a dagger through Dougal’s chest. Sorry, uncle.

Liam, Quantico (2015-2016)

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Spoiler alert: Liam was the terrorist! So when Alex had the opportunity, she took the shot(s) that killed him, but not until after he made her life a living hell and threatened the man she loved. — Samantha Highfill

Simon, Quantico (2015-2016)

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The FBI thriller went out with a literal bang when the former NAT drove a nuclear bomb straight into the bottom of the river, saving the Academy, and well, much of the East Coast. Simon’s sacrifice caused even the ambitious Alex to leave the FBI — a move that could land her in a new crime-fighting agency when season 2 begins. — Shirley Li

Gabriel, Hawaii Five-0 (2014-2016)

"Pa'a ka 'ipuka i ka 'upena nananana" -- Trapped inside a dilapidated building in Oahu's Chinatown, Five-0 must protect a wounded Gabriel (Christopher Sean) and plan their escape when enemy gunmen storm the building looking to kill him and anyone who gets in their way, on the first hour of the sixth season finale of HAWAII FIVE-0, Friday, May 13 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Pictured Daniel Dae Kim as Chin Ho Kelly   Photo: Norman Shapiro/CBS ©2016 CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved

During season six, every bad thing that happened to the team seemed to trace back to Gabriel, but yet after he was shot they did their best to try and keep him alive. Chin now faces the question of whether he will grant Gabriel’s dying wish of looking after his daughter. — Derek Lawrence

Metatron, Supernatural (2013-2016)

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Metatron started out as nothing more than the Scribe of God, but during his time on Supernatural, he’d evolve into the big bad, and eventually, a good guy again. And when it came time to rescue Cassifer from The Darkness, Metatron sacrificed himself to make sure the mission was a success. — Samantha Highfill

Robin Hood, Once Upon A Time (2013-2016)

Big bad Hades planned to use the Olympian Crystal to end Regina — no underworld, no afterlife. But Robin sacrificed himself to protect her, spurring some OUAT fans to start a #SaveRobinHood campaign. — Natalie Abrams

Norma Bates, Bates Motel (2013-2016)

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It was the death audiences knew was coming, yet Bates Motel still managed to make the demise of Norma Bates a surprise. After marrying Alex Romero, she enjoyed a honeymoon period that was too good to last. All eyes were on Norman Bates when he came home from the Pineview Institute and everyone expected Romero to get the ax by season’s end (and he almost did). In a cruel twist, Norman and his “mother” had other plans. He flooded the house with carbon monoxide with in the intention of dying beside his beloved mother. Unfortunately Romero arrived and tried to revive Norma, but she was already gone as Norman showed signs of life. — Allison Sadlier

Meechum, House of Cards (2013-2016)

As Frank Underwood’s minion, bodyguard, and menage à trois participant, Meechum was one of few characters willing to take a bullet for the conniving president — and in the end, he did. Meechum saved Frank from Lucas’ assassination attempt, and his death cost Frank the closest thing he had to a friend. — Shirley Li

Denise, The Walking Dead (2015-2016)

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Denise was finally beginning to face her fears — and give Daryl and Rosita an inspirational speech — when Dwight shot her in the eye. Daryl’s guilt over Denise’s death (mostly because he didn’t kill Dwight when he had the chance) leads him to seek out Dwight and the Saviors… and winds up getting himself and Rosita caught. Meanwhile, Denise’s girlfriend, Tara, is still on a run and hasn’t received the bad news yet. — Breanne L. Heldman

The Andersons, The Walking Dead  (2015-2016)

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Rick has a broken heart as a result of the zombie herd that infiltrated Alexandria and gobbled up Jessie Anderson and her son Sam. But, moments beforehand, Carl lost an eye when Jessie’s elder son, Ron, aimed his pistol at the teen. Ron met his maker at the hands of Michonne’s magical katana of justice. — Breanne L. Heldman

Katie, Containment (2016)

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After 11 episodes of building a love story between single mom Katie and Jake, Containment did the unthinkable: It gave Katie the deadly virus. And after an hour of trying to cure her, she finally said goodbye to her son and died in the arms of the man she loved. — Samantha Highfill

TV Characters We’ve Lost in 2016

How the Avengers should really look

How the Avengers should really look

Marvel movie fans don’t have anything on Marvel comic fans. Aficionados of superhero cinema have only really been paying attention since 2008’s Iron Man, but these live-action versions are just a screen-friendly shadow of their ink-and-paper origins, with movie costumes that don’t always do their originals justice. Here are a few big ways in which the MCU’s Avengers differ from their comic counterparts, along with a few more ways they’re right on the money.

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If there’s one on-screen Avenger who looks significantly different from his comic counterpart, it’s Hawkeye. For the big screen, Clint Barton dropped his garish pointy mask and uniform for a more tactical look. The two Marvel universes converged a bit in 2012, when Hawkeye’s comic costume was redesigned to look more like the film’s version, and less like a scaly, purple Wolverine. There’s a reason we never saw that old-school mask on the big screen, either in Avengers or X-Men: it’s ridiculous.

Both versions of Hawkeye are really good at shooting arrows, for whatever that’s worth, and both are former agents of SHIELD. It’s revealed that movie Hawkeye has maintained a secret family, while all comic book Hawkeye has maintained are romantic relationships with Black Widow and Mockingbird, a.k.a. Bobbi Morse. The latter appeared on Agents of SHIELD for awhile, but in a completely separate relationship, diverging the two universes once again.

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Equally unrecognizable is Falcon, who couldn’t possibly be more different in the MCU than he is in the comics. It’s an over-the-top superhero costume: red and white, with enormous red wings and a plunging neckline that leaves a whole lot of unprotected bare chest. Top it off with a real pet Falcon and you have comics at their most ridiculous. MCU Falcon is a guy in army clothes and a set of highly-advanced, technical wings. Goggles look a whole lot cooler than that white facemask anyhow.

Falcon’s comic history is surreal in ways that the MCU would never be able to handle. Rather than being a retired paratrooper, comic book Falcon is an ex-criminal who was mentally fused with a falcon by a cosmic-cube-wielding Red Skull…and like Aquaman on land, Falcon also has limited control over all birds, and can psychically see through their eyes. Try bringing that to the big screen without looking absolutely ridiculous.

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When Thor first appeared in 1962, he was decked out in the finest pseudo-Norse regalia, including the largest wings you’ve ever seen on a helmet, and kneepads that would make a goalie blush. Strangest of all, however, are the six weird discs that line the front of Thor’s tunic, which are so iconic that they’ve stuck with Thor through many different costume changes, and even appear on his movie costume…even though no one’s really sure what they do. Movie Thor only occasionally dons the winged helmet, and has also opted for the armored arms of later Thors, since bare arms are so very yesterday. And that beard? Comics Thor generally prefers a clean shave.

One big thing that the MCU ignores is the story of Donald Blake. Only comic book Thor was given amnesia and trapped in the body of a disabled med student for an entire decade before accidentally discovering his magic hammer again. As a doctor, Blake lived a double life with Thor and fell in love with nurse Jane Foster, which is obviously a far cry from the MCU’s storm-chasing Jane. In fact, pick up a recent comic book and you may be surprised to discover that Jane Foster is Thor, because comics are complicated. With the Hulk already in play, the MCU just didn’t want moviegoers to see another scrawny smart guy turn into a beefcake, so poor Don Blake was dropped completely.

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When the color of your costume is in your name, you can’t really make too many wardrobe changes, but the MCU fabricated a far less revealing costume for their live-action Scarlet Witch. In the comics, she’s in nothing but a low-cut bodysuit and a pointy headdress. Often enough, she’s in far less. Fortunately for the MCU’s MPAA rating, the on-screen costume of Scarlet Witch is more “autumn fashion collection” than “naughty magician’s assistant.”

The MCU rewrite of siblings Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver is purely a product of studio squabbles, and not some genius Hollywood plot twist. In the comics, the pair were born mutants—until their origin was retconned to make them genetic experiments, which is somehow different from mutants in comic terms. In the MCU, the pair are HYDRA experiments. Comic book Scarlet Witch also has powers completely centered around cosmic “chaos magic,” which has nothing to do with giving people mind-altering daymares. She can basically, and pretty inconsistently, change the probability of something happening. Good for Vegas, not always great at taking down an army of Ultrons.

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The MCU’s Quicksilver shouldn’t be confused with Fox’s X-Men Quicksilver, who comes with more accurate, mutant-y origins. Comic book Quicksilver has worn a ton of different costumes, ranging from a green unitard with a lightning bolt theme, all the way to several blue unitards with…a lightning bolt theme. The MCU actually very cleverly and subtly incorporates the pattern into Quicksilver’s athletic gear, but this is another instance where we’re glad we don’t get the full spandex package.

Sure, Quicksilver is really, really fast; that’s hard to screw up. He also started out his career as a bad guy, not unlike the MCU’s version, before joining the Avengers. So, the movie’s turn of events is really not that unusual, though comic book Quicksilver doesn’t bite it on his first adventure. Instead, he goes on to marry an Inhuman woman and have a pretty full life. Let’s not even talk about how Ultimate Universal Quicksilver had a romantic relationship with his own sister, because that’s just creepy fanfic territory.

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In the pages of Marvel’s comics, Vision is an android with a simple design: a bright red face, and a green and yellow costume. The whole thing is punctuated with a solar jewel at the tip of his widow’s peak. Movie Vision is distinctly more robot-like, covered with patterns and unmistakably mechanical designs, as though someone wanted folks to be absolutely sure that this guy is a robot. The giant yellow comic book collar? Sadly missing.

The MCU shoehorned Vision into their universe only by changing a ton of tiny details. While both versions are brought to life by Ultron, comic book Ultron was created by Ant-Man, not Tony Stark, meaning Vision’s whole family tree is a bit different. Tony Stark actually gets way too much credit, especially since in the comics, Ultron just used an old robot body that had been laying around since the Golden Age. And while Vision’s solar jewel is powerful, it’s nothing like the Infinity Stone that his live-action counterpart wears. What remains unchanged, however, is Vision’s romantic interest in Scarlet Witch. In the comics, they get married. In the MCU, the relationship is only beginning to bud.

-1470952730The best thing about MCU Captain America is that he’s undeniably classic Cap, even though his costume constantly changes in subtle ways. The most noticeable difference between first appearance Cap and today’s Cap is the iconic shield. Originally, it was simply shield-shaped, before it evolved into the circular shield he uses today. Like most MCU costumes, Captain America is more tactical-looking that his comic origins, where he’s often drawn wearing a scaly armor. Steve Rogers even simplified it for a while with a “Super Soldier” costume, dropping the flag-like stripes and adopting a new logo. And we’ve seen that look in the MCU, too.

The MCU version of Captain America is almost completely true to the comics, which is what makes his film appearances especially delightful. Even Cap’s initial bumbling around an army camp comes straight out of 1941, with a few tweaks. In the MCU, Cap is a patriotic mascot before he’s taken seriously as a hero. In the comics, Cap goes undercover as a bumbling private who is sent on secret missions with the camp’s mascot, Bucky, and a shield given to him by FDR. Comic book Cap has lost his powers, gained them back, died, come back to life, and even thought he was a HYDRA agent for a while. MCU Cap has a lot to look forward to.

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Also known as ‘gray Iron Man,’ War Machine has always been a variation on Tony Stark’s unused or modified armor designs. So if the universe has an Iron Man, War Machine is going to be his imperfect twin, probably decked out with more guns and a more serious color scheme. The MCU War Machine is straight out of the pages of the comics, but the later Iron Patriot armor is a different story.

In Iron Man 3, Rhodey’s armor is repainted simply to give the American people, now doubting the allegiance of super powered beings, a sense of comfort and trust. In the comics, the first time the Iron Patriot armor is worn is by Norman Osborn, better known as the Green Goblin, who has managed to take over HAMMER, which had previously replaced SHIELD. Osborn is, of course, a completely insane leader of the organization, though the armor did provide an extra layer of protection, both physically and from public scrutiny. How could anyone waving an American flag possibly be evil?

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Movie Hulk and comics Hulk are both big green rage monsters, but MCU Hulk took a few giant leaps over the Hulk’s original appearance. When Bruce Banner first transformed into the half-naked giant, he was gray. Hulk took on a green hue before long, but occasionally regressed to his gray form, and vacillated wildly between smart and stupid depending on color and whatever writer wanted to leave their mark on Hulk at the time. MCU Hulk is simply “common green Hulk.”

Comic book Hulk became irradiated during an act of heroism, but movie Hulk turns into a monster because of a typical failed science experiment. It took a few years for comics Hulk to slowly change from a semi-intelligent grey dude into an incoherent green dude, but Hulk’s film transformation decided to omit Hulk’s sad decline into madness and just start him out stupid. Hulk has been through a ton of changes, and in fact, the latest comic book Hulk is actually Amadeus Cho, a brilliant young scientist who seemingly managed to cure Banner completely. Movie fans probably aren’t ready for a Hulk who can beat them at Jeopardy!, though. And that weird romance with Black Widow? Total movie junk.

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The Wakandan prince’s appearance hasn’t changed much over the years. It’s always been some variation on a black bodysuit. Once in a while, it gets a hole for the mouth and chin, and sometimes, it has a cape, a necklace of teeth, or gold accoutrements. The MCU Panther is much of the same, but sporting a much more tech-looking suit, with patterns containing vibranium protection. Meanwhile, back in the comics, Pather generally keeps it more sleek and organic.

Marvel comic science can build a device to instantly destroy the universe, but it could never check on the neighbors, so Wakanda wasn’t known to the United States until it introduced itself by entrapping the Fantastic Four. By the time we meet Black Panther in the MCU, his country has already set up diplomatic relations with the rest of the world, and there’s no sign of the tribal warfare that plagues Wakanda. Also omitted from Pather’s origin story is the villainous Klaw, who kills Black Panther’s father in an effort to steal the country’s vibranium—though we did see Klaw pulling similarly shifty shenanigans in Age of Ultron. On screen, Black Panther’s dad is killed by a boring explosion during a political event, caused by C-list villain Crossbones. And sadly, we’ll never get to see Black Panther’s marriage to the X-Men’s Storm, because those movie universes just can’t touch. We’ll stick with the comics on this one.

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This costume change between the comics and the MCU is a fortunate one. During Ant-Man’s early comic appearances, he was not immune to the spandex-and-underwear look, and his ant-controlling helmet was a huge, alien-like, silver dome. Solid for sci-fi, but rough stuff on the big screen. Fortunately, Paul Rudd’s hero looks a lot more like he’s wearing a high-powered fight suit. And while both helmets give off an ant-like appearance, the MCU version nails it.

Since the MCU is already overflowing with genius heroes, Ant-Man doesn’t get a lot of credit for being a tech wizard. Accurately, there’s more than one Ant-Man in both the MCU and the comics. The original, Hank Pym, adventured in the suit with the original Avengers before giving it up, and Scott Lang later stole the suit from Pym to help his family, which should sound familiar. The movies kind of mix and match timelines, Ant-Men, and evil corporations…and spoiler alert, Scott Lang was kinda dead during Civil War anyhow, so any role he had in the film was just thrown in for star power. Sorry, bug dude.

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We’ve lost count of how many big-screen Spider-Men we’ve had, but this new guy is legit. Since making his appearance in Civil War, Spidey made fanboys and fangirls go crazy with just how comic-accurate his costume is. No raised webbing, no logos that look like they belong on an energy drink; just pure Spider-Man. Still, MCU Spidey seems to be wearing an unusual half-belt. What’s that all about?

We don’t know much about MCU Spider-Man yet, and the fact that he’s on loan from another studio doesn’t make ferreting out story information any easier. Like most other comic heroes, Spidey has worn roughly a million different costumes since his first appearance, but his current MCU costume is a totally fair average of the ol’ red and blues.

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When it comes to the Black Widow’s looks between the comics and the screen, there really aren’t enough differences to mention. While her comic book outfit has changed subtly over the years, both versions share all the basics: red hair, black bodysuit, and wrist-mounted weapon thingies. In short, they’re nearly identical in all the ways that matter. No comic fan’s going to look at Scarlett Johansson in an Avengers movie and wonder when Mary Jane got all badass.

Meanwhile, despite appearing in five different movies—starting with Iron Man 2, two Captain America movies, and both Avengers flicks–there’s still plenty more we don’t know about MCU Black Widow than what we do. Age of Ultron’s Scarlet Witch-induced flashbacks clued us in to the Widow’s history, how she was trained to be a spy and assassin from a young age by the Soviet government. She switched sides after Hawkeye spared her life and has been an agent of SHIELD and Avenger ever since. Her comic book counterpart has plenty of the same broad strokes, including her Soviet training and defection to the US of A. Pretty sure that Natasha’s never been Tony Stark’s assistant in the comics though. Funnily enough, Mary Jane has.

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It’s fair to say that the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s version of Iron Man is pretty much on point. Even though Tony has changed armors more times than we can count, his film armors are a pretty accurate representation of how he looked in the comics through the 2000s. And under the armor? Robert Downey Jr. was born for the role. The MCU skips many decades of earlier, clunkier armors, but they landed on the perfect one for the big screen.

Without Iron Man being true to the comics, the whole Marvel movie world never would have taken off. Still, the cocky billionaire you know from the movies is basically a caveman compared to comic book Tony Stark and the insane technology he’s developed. Recently, comics Tony was flying around in his Extremis Mark XXXII armor, which is creepily and conveniently stored in his actual bones and connected to his nervous system. Kinda makes that armor suitcase in Iron Man 2 look like a pile of fancy trash. It remains to be seen if the MCU will deal with the comics’ new “Iron Man,” a super-genius 15-year-old girl named Riri Williams, or the publisher’s upcoming plans to make Doctor Doom the “Infamous Iron Man.”

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Does a Justice League Set Photo Reveal Henry Cavill’s Superman with Classic Hair Style?

Does a Justice League Set Photo Reveal Henry Cavill’s Superman with Classic Hair Style?

We all knew that Henry Cavill’s Superman couldn’t really be dead after the events of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, and that he would return in the upcoming Justice League movie (possibly sporting a black suit as a nod to the “Death / Return of Superman” comics of the ’90s), but now we have even more pressing evidence that Superman is back in Justice League, and he’s sporting a hair style that may give harsh critics of Zack Snyder’s depiction of the character some renewed hope!

While doing his Supermanly duties and posing with some young fans for photos, Cavill and Co. may have inadvertently let two big cats out of the bag:

Our first real look at Cavill’s Superman – alive and well – in Justice League.
Cavill’s Superman trading in his Man of Steel and BvS slicked-back hairdo for a classic s’curl!

Check out the Instagram photo – from a Hollywood luxury travel planner/mom – which is likely going to get DCEU fans in an uprorar! (Note: Some fans are claiming the photo is actually from the set of Batman v Superman – so this could be a developing story…)
Cavill recently teased that black “resurrection suit” Superman wore in the ’90s comics, but fans have long wondered how we get the Man of Steel back: would it be the peaceful warrior of hope and justice fans have been clamoring to get back? Snyder’s more violent and brooding Superman? Or perhaps the “dark Superman” foretold in Bruce Wayne/Batman’s vision of a future Earth under the rule of the evil DC villain Darkseid?

Well, judging by the hair… I’d say good ol’ “Save a cat in a tree” Superman is on his way back to the screen.

We recently broke down the problems surrounding the DCEU, and our conclusion was that there is still plenty of room for this cinematic universe to evolve into something that better resembles the classic, core values of the comic books. There’s still time for Henry Cavill’s Superman to become the guy this Instagram photo makes him out to be. If that transition happens, then maybe the criticisms of MoS and BvS suddenly become the sort of big arc transition that makes cinematic shared universes worth the re-watch. Wouldn’t that be ironic?

Suicide Squad is now in theaters; Wonder Woman is coming on June 2, 2017; followed by Justice League on November 17, 2017; The Flash on March 16, 2018; Aquaman on July 27, 2018; Shazam on April 5, 2019; Justice League 2 on June 14, 2019; Cyborg on April 3, 2020; and Green Lantern Corps on July 24, 2020.

Does a Justice League Set Photo Reveal Henry Cavill’s Superman with Classic Hair Style?